This was just one of those weekday nights at the bars where everybody was over anxious to drink a few too many shots on the night. This likely had to do with the fact that people were in town for Halloween weekend to do just one thing—party of course. The night began with the relaxing idea of watching the Lakers game at happy hour with a couple beers and some food. It quickly turned into a highly energetic pub-crawl through Pacific Beach which included a random group of girls celebrating a 21st birthday and plenty rounds of dare shots.

A few of the places we cleverly used the bar’s nightly drink special while making our selections. Vodka is two bucks? Well Kamikaze it is! Cheap whisky is your special? Well… we just sucked it up and took shots of that. I remember various rounds, but Eric showing us the Brain Hemorrhage shot was the most memorable. I know this shot is nothing new, but I hadn’t seen it before. It looked like a tiny little fetus floating in your shot glass and tastes like peach. After all of this, we made it to our last bar and I realized we had not made up a shot for the sake of our blog, prompting this exchange:

Josh: Let’s think of a good shot to do, right now.

Eric: Hold on, I have to take a shit…. Wait, I got it…. the Toilet Bowl Cleaner! Wild Turkey, Tequila and Blue Curacao!

No joke, this was how the Toilet Bowl Cleaner shot was invented. I found it amazing how Eric went from concern for his bowel movements to thinking of a great shot in a matter of seconds. We explained to the bartender the shot we wanted and how we wanted it to look. The shot turned out to be a clever party/dare shot for multiple reasons. First of all, it had a theme—it looked like toilet bowl water from a freshly scrubbed toilet. Second, it had a blue color—which would allow you to trick somebody into taking your new ‘sweet’ tasting shot. And best of all, it tasted terrible. We did two rounds of the shot at the bar before the night got too late, and each time we got unsuspecting patrons to join us in taking the shot, only for nearly everybody to give that stink face that accompanies rough tasting shots.

Later, Eric wound up finding a group of girls to invent a shot for us to take. They called their shot the Pussy Fuck and it had Raz Vodka, Triple Sec and Sprite. I found this shot the complete opposite of what we had just accomplished making, and thus I merely mention the shot and refuse to give it a separate blog post. Plus these girls weren’t that hot anyways—sorry Eric. In the end, I found the Toilet Bowl Cleaner to be a breath of fresh air, due to most of our previous blog shots having been too flavored or sweet. Finally, we have a man’s shot on this blog.

Ingredients

1 Part: Wild Turkey® Kentucky Bourbon
1 Part: Jose Cuervo® Tequila
1 Part: Blue Curacao Liqueur

Instructions

Mix equal parts of all three ingredients and don’t forget to flush.

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